Where's Waldo...3, 2, 1!

I moved to San Diego from Vegas because my friend Joe Rowe said to me "You should move down here," and I said "Okay." By the summer, we had about 5 - 6 of us from Vegas living out here. As you can see, were afraid of making new friends so we just imported our Vegas friends to San Diego. Well on this night, we decided to go out to the BeachComber in Mission Beach. And I was very happy to have my Vegas friends with me.

I was wearing a lovely horizontal striped sweater this evening, and as we were walking out trashed some Mission Beach Douche said "Hey Wheres Waldo!" I decide to walk over to the guy and let him know how funny he was, how he was the first person on earth to think of that joke, and how much we would love to hang out with him. And by all that stuff, I mean I walked over to talk shit to him.

Now, as you know from my stories, I am not much of a fighter, but this night I was with a friend who we will call Esteban. He was known for having a temper, which I had seen before first hand when he punched my friend Reed, and Reed had to yell in a girls voice: "Hes going to kill me, stop him stop him!!" But thats another story.

Anywho, Esteban looks at me and says "Im going to punch him on 3." I said "What??" And he looks at me with a crazy eyed stare and says "3, 2, 1!"

He turns around and clocks this guy so hard he knocks em out! One punch and hes done. So then Esteban squares up to the two friends of the guy with this murderous look on his face, and he says "Come on!" And they say "What is wrong with you! Were not going to fight you, were calling the police!"

So Esteban starts to feel bad and he asks the guy he just knocked out to get up, and if he was okay. Haha! We had to pull Esteban away from trying to help this guy because they were calling the cops, and we all ran to our car and went home.

Esteban is now known as the One Punch Knockout, but he and us feel really bad about it now that were "adults." Sorry Mission Beach Guy, Esteban has a rage that can not be controlled. And there is one thing he does not like...Do Not Make Fun of his Friends Sweaters.