Scaring Your Friends, Can Sometimes Backfire

It was a wonderful afternoon in San Diego, I had just got home from work and noticed my room mate was in the bathroom. My roomie at the time was our beloved Reed, and if you know me, I would love to scare Reed at any time I could. One time, I hid in the bathroom for 20 minutes just to scare his ass! Some would say that is crazy, I on the other hand say that is awesome.

Well this time, Reed was in the shower and had no idea I gotten home. Reed has always had this fear of getting ambushed while in the shower so this was the perfect time to get him real good.

I creep down stairs, unlock the door slowly, and creep over to the shower curtain. I swing it open and yell my signature scare line: "Hey Mother Fucker!" And upon swinging open the curtain and yelling my line, I catch Reed masturbating!

I am immediately thrown back and Reed is now scared and embarrassed as he quickly turns around and yells like a little boy: "Get outta here!"

And this is why sometimes scaring your friends can backfire, and you end up being the scared one. Now Reed masturbates like an addict does drugs, huddled in a corner and paranoid someone will catch him.

PS - The best part was he was masturbating with his left hand on the wall like he was leaning. I had asked him why and he said that his back hurts so he has to lean and brace himself. He was 26 at the time! haha!