All I Wanted Was a Burrito!

So, after a long night of partying, I was driving home with one of my good friends. You may have known him by C-Reb or Rabello, but I simply called him Chris. We were our way back to his house when we decided to make a quick stop off at one of my favorite gourmet restaurants, Del Taco. I was craving a combination burrito! After we got our food, we parked in the parking lot, turned on "Goodfellas", and began to enjoy our meal. This is when the excitement started.

Out of no where I heard a girl yell, "Jimbo is a Fag!" I looked at Chris and he did not say one word. He must have been a little more faded than me. So I brush it aside and go back to work on my burrito. Then I hear it again. It was coming from this girl who was hanging out of a car in the drive thru. She was looking right at me and she looked fucking pissed! So, I figured that I would get out of the truck and see what in the hell was going on. As they pull out of the drive thru, they drive right past me and the same girl flips me off. (Keep in mind, I have absolutely no idea who this girl is or what I could have possibly done to her to make her this angry). When they finally park, the girl jumps out of the car and starts running towards me. Three dudes jump out behind her and thankfully grab her because I think she had every intention of fighting me. One of the kids drags her back to the car and the other two decide that they want to just stand there and mad dog me. Still very confused, I ask them what in the hell is going on. (Another thing to remember is that these three kids might have weighed in at 200 lbs. combined. They were not exactly meat heads). One of the kids then proceeds to call me a bitch and then challenges me to a one on one fight!!! I should have known right there that something was fishy. But I was pretty hammered so I agreed. As I’m taking off my shirt, I hear the scary sound of this kid pulling the hammer back on his gun. After I shit my pants, I put my shirt back on and slowly walked back to the truck. At that very moment, Chris decides to spring into action. So now, I’m holding Chris back from this kid with a loaded hand gun. He is attempting to disarm this kid like a fucking police officer. I finally picked him up and throw him in the truck and get the hell out of there. I don’t think that this kid would have or wanted to use the gun, but you never know. All I wanted was a fucking burrito!!!

I still have no idea who that crazy bitch was!!!